Muslimah: Hey I just met you
Muslimah: and this is crazy
Muslimah: So heres my fathers number
Muslimah: So call him maybe?

When your siblings are being punished and you’re not

lol-gpoy:

So you just sit there and watch the show

(Source: kanguskhan)

night before school: i want to look attractive tomorrow
morning of school: nevermind

me: let me take a quick picture of myself i bet i look cute
300 attempts later
me: